I heard a story the other day

About a kid I knew who couldn't stay awake

He was sleeping through my favorite movie

I forget what it's called but I know it was moving

Then someone shook him

And he opens his eyes

But his dreams have already taken over his mind

He's yelling like somebody's causing him pain

But there's nobody there but the things in his brain

His mom took him down to a hospital

And they hooked up his head to this real awful machine

Now he's laughing like something is funny

He says that it's funny

He thinks he's somebody

Who walks along the universe and tells his god that nothing could be worse than staying awake at this movie

It's dumb and it's tough and it is really boring